Coffee Is Just Red Bull for Depressed People | AI Tech Humor

A humorous office cartoon showing three exhausted coworkers sitting around a table drinking coffee with low energy and defeated expressions. A coffee pot labeled “COFFEE” sits in the center, while a Red Bull refrigerator is visible in the background. One mug reads “Mondays are beta versions,” adding an extra layer of workplace humor. The image satirizes how coffee is often used as a coping mechanism rather than a real solution for fatigue and burnout.

Coffee is just Red Bull for depressed people.

Some people call it a morning routine.
Others call it survival.

There’s something comforting about sitting around a table with coworkers, quietly accepting that caffeine is the only thing holding the day together. No excitement. No energy. Just… maintenance.

Energy drinks promise wings.
Coffee promises you’ll make it to lunch.

At some point, it stops being about waking up and starts being about stabilizing. One cup turns into two. Two turns into “don’t talk to me until this kicks in.”

And somehow… it never fully does.

But we keep pouring.

Because hope is temporary.
Coffee is refillable.

Chad Geepeety™
Confident Advice. Questionable Results.