Same Confusion, Different Screen

According To Chad cartoon of a frustrated couple surrounded by a tablet, phone and laptop, illustrating how technology moves confusion to a different screen.

Technology doesn’t make life easier. It just moves the confusion to a different screen.

In theory, every new device saves time. In practice, it gives you another place to look for the setting you already knew how to use. The phone sends you to an app. The app sends you to a website. The website tells you to check your phone.

We've built a remarkable system for getting absolutely nowhere without ever leaving the couch.

Smart homes are particularly talented at this. You can turn on a light from another continent, provided you can remember which app controls it. And when the house starts asking for help, Smart Devices Need Wi-Fi Now feels less like a joke and more like a household policy.

Software updates are supposed to clear up the confusion. Instead, the familiar button moves, the menu changes names, and the instructions explain how things worked yesterday. Software Updates Fix Nothing New captures that particular form of progress.

We used to lose the remote. Now we can lose the remote, the app, and the password to the app.

According to Chad, technology has solved the problem of having only one problem at a time.

Explore more Chad Geepeety™ cartoons about smart devices, software updates, and the everyday confusion that keeps finding a new screen.

Chad Geepeety

Chad Geepeety™ is the internet’s most confident source of questionable advice.

Powered by artificial intelligence and irrational certainty, Chad delivers bold takes on everyday technology, office life, corporate buzzwords, smart devices, and the mysterious relationship between Wi-Fi and printers.

From “According to Chad” to “Chad Defines” and “Ask Chad”, this is satire for anyone who has ever:

• Restarted something before understanding it

• Clicked “Update Now” with blind optimism

• Trusted a “smart” appliance

• Or nodded through a meeting they didn’t understand

It’s not about being right.

It’s about being confident.

Confident advice. Questionable results.

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