UPDATES: IMPROVING THINGS YOU ALREADY UNDERSTOOD
Updates
Technology’s way of changing the rules overnight.
Everything worked perfectly yesterday.
Here you’ll find surprise restarts, redesigned buttons, mandatory improvements, missing settings, longer loading screens, and devices that return from an update with no memory of who you are.
Trust the Tone. Ignore the Restart.
UPDATE COMPLETE. FAMILIARITY REMOVED.
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Mandatory improvements, surprise restarts, missing settings, and devices returning from updates with no memory of who you are.
Chad Defines
Software Updates Fix Nothing
Changes you didn’t ask for that fix problems you weren’t having.
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According to Chad
Technology Wants Its Time Back
Technology saves time until every appliance simultaneously requests payment with interest.
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Chad Defines
Smart Devices Need Wi-Fi Now
Regular household objects have been upgraded with firmware, passwords, and several new ways to stop working.
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According to Chad
Even Toilets Need Updates Now
Nothing says progress like waiting for the plumbing to finish installing critical improvements.
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