CASE SENSITIVE. PATIENCE OPTIONAL.

Passwords

The only thing harder to remember than why you came into the room.

The reason sticky notes still exist.

Here you’ll find forgotten passwords, mandatory resets, two-factor authentication, security questions from childhood, and login screens that remember every mistake you’ve ever made.

Trust the Tone. Ignore the Logic.

Credentials confidently forgotten

Password Cartoons

Strong passwords, weak memories, expiring codes, suspicious phones, and security systems protecting your account from everyone—including you.

Man trying to remember a strong password while surrounded by password reminders.

According to Chad

Passwords Won the Arms Race

Security keeps getting stronger. Human memory is still running the original software.

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Man unable to remember the master password for his password manager.

Chad Defines

Password Manager Logic Explained

One password to forget that remembers all the passwords you forgot first.

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Woman holding a two-factor authentication code beside a man trying to log in.

According to Chad

Two-Factor Authentication

Your password brought a chaperone—and the chaperone’s code expires in thirty seconds.

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Woman struggling to reset her password for the third time.

According to Chad

Resetting Password Builds Character

Nothing strengthens patience like proving repeatedly that you are still you.

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Man whose phone refuses to recognize his face.

Chad Defines

Face Recognition Doesn’t Recognize Me

Your phone has seen you every day and has suddenly decided it needs identification.

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Man staring at his phone while a CAPTCHA asks him to prove he is human.

Ask Chad

Why My Phone Thinks I’m a Robot

Six hours of scrolling without blinking has made the algorithm suspicious.

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