TOO MANY PROBLEMS. NICELY ORGANIZED.
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Pick your favorite technological disaster.
Printers with attitudes. Passwords with abandonment issues. Robots taking management positions. Whatever technology has done to you, we have probably misunderstood it.
Choose carefully. They’re all malfunctioning.
CONFIDENCE WITHOUT EVIDENCE
Artificial Intelligence
Algorithms, chatbots, machine learning, and computers answering questions nobody finished asking.
Browse Artificial Intelligence →THEY’RE HERE TO HELP
Robots
Robot vacuums, grandbots, household helpers, and machines quietly taking over management.
Browse Robots →LOW INK. LOWER EXPECTATIONS.
Printers
Paper jams, phantom errors, mysterious noises, and technology’s longest-running practical joke.
Browse Printers →CASE SENSITIVE. PATIENCE OPTIONAL.
Passwords
Forgotten logins, mandatory resets, two-factor authentication, and sticky-note cybersecurity.
Browse Passwords →IMPROVEMENTS YOU DIDN’T REQUEST
Updates
Forced restarts, new features, missing buttons, and devices improving themselves into uselessness.
Browse Updates →ALWAYS LISTENING. RARELY HELPING.
Phones & Texting
Autocorrect, notifications, Face ID, battery anxiety, and phones knowing more than their owners.
Browse Phones & Texting →CONNECTED IN THEORY
Wi-Fi & Internet
Routers, buffering, websites, cookies, video calls, weak signals, and clouds with commitment issues.
Browse Wi-Fi & Internet →YOUR HOUSE HAS FEEDBACK
Smart Homes
Thermostats, refrigerators, lights, speakers, toilets, and appliances developing opinions.
Browse Smart Homes →RECALCULATING YOUR EXPECTATIONS
Cars & GPS
Navigation, dashboards, warning lights, connected cars, and vehicles that have begun arguing back.
Browse Cars & GPS →YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO SOMETHING
Customer Service
Chatbots, hold music, support tickets, live agents, and systems carefully designed to prevent help.
Browse Customer Service →