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Confidence Without Evidence

According to Chad

Technology keeps changing.
Chad keeps having opinions about it.

Observations about artificial intelligence, robots, passwords, printers, Wi-Fi, smart devices, updates, apps, and all the other technology supposedly making life easier. The conclusions are confident. The supporting evidence remains under review.

Trust the Tone. Ignore the Evidence.

The Opinions Department

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A growing collection of confident observations about technology, AI, and the machines that keep finding new ways to need us.

Cord Cutting Comes With More Cords When the Car Drives Itself When Your Smartwatch Adds to the Stress When AI Models Give Different Advice Face Not Recognized Every Morning Why Every AI Assistant Sounds Right The Song Your Phone Can't Find When Robots Became the Bosses Connected Devices, Disconnected People Smart Appliances Have Opinions Now Smartwatch vs. Recliner Loyalty Cookies Accepted. Reality Isn't. The Internet's Fastest Downloads Wi-Fi Out, Family Time In Horsepower Meets Processing Power When Your GPS Judges You Why My Phone Thinks I'm A Robot Passwords Won The Arms Race AutoCorrect Creates Plot Twists When Your AI Starts Training The Automation Time Paradox Why Smart Lights Have Friends When Sleep Tracking Disagrees Dashboard Warning Light Overload The Truth About Wireless Technology Where Technology Stores Saved Time Artificial Common Sense Still Missing Locked Out By Smart Keys Future Technology Still Buffering Technology's Time Borrowing Program Lost With Full Signal Smart Gym Logic Phone Dead. Car Unimpressed. Technology Creates Bigger Problems Robot Apocalypse Updating Humor Airplane Mode Humor Two-Factor Authentication Humor Toaster Tutorial Technology Humor Meetings vs Emails Explained IT Department Restart Humor If It Ain’t Broke Update It Auto-Correct Relationship Problems Wi-Fi Breakfast Menu Problems Typing Bubble Anxiety Explained AI Needs Emotional Support Meetings Without A Point Your Mattress Has Too Many Settings Rebooting Furniture Was Inevitable Even Toilets Need Updates Now Too Many Features, Too Little Function Turning Up the Radio Fixes Everything Why Logins Never Work Ignoring Priorities Like a Pro Productivity App Tracks Your Decline Office Printer Paper Jam Simulator Driving With Check Engine Light Smart Homes Remember Everything Reboot Fixes More Than Updates Moving Router Moves The Problem Auto Correct Confidence Explained Passwords Expire Problems Never Do Smart Fridges Forget The Point If It Needs A Tutorial Resetting Password Builds Character Fast Chatbot Teens Slam Tabs Not Doors Smart Speaker Passive Listening Explained Smart Scale Syncs Disappointment Faster Grandbot Keeps Backing Up Stories Flying Cars Still Stuck Traffic Robot Vacuums Avoid Mess On Purpose Planning Eventually More Realistic Smart Devices Need Wi-Fi Now 1 Percent Battery Panic Mode Car Beeping Warning Makes Things Worse Auto Save Always Saves Somewhere Kids Don’t Ignore You Anymore AI Replaces Trainer Explains Everything Senior Robot Memory Archive Explained Teenagers Master Selective Hearing Skills Fast Wi-Fi. Slow printer. Group Chats Aren’t Actually Private Skip Ad Button Always Late Search History Tells Too Much Group Chat Silence Means Trouble Smart Home Has Strong Opinions WiFi Slows Down Under Pressure Meetings Kill Productivity Instantly Bedtime Stories for Chatbot Kids AI Updates Give PowerPoints Wings Bluetooth Connects to Wrong Device Turn It Off And On Again App Access Means It’s Too Late Smart TV Judges Your Choices Multitasking Explained the Hard Way AI Chatbot Kids Reboot Tantrums Apps Have Trust Issues AI Trash Talk With Sources Software Updates Fix Nothing New
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