HOME SWEET SOFTWARE UPDATE.
Smart Homes
Your house is listening. Mostly for troubleshooting purposes.
Every room now has an opinion.
Here you’ll find lights turning on without permission, thermostats judging everyone’s comfort settings, doorbells reporting neighborhood activity, speakers misunderstanding simple requests, robot vacuums choosing sides, and appliances requiring passwords before performing basic household tasks.
Trust the Tone. Ignore the Appliances.
APPLIANCES ONLINE. HUMAN OFFLINE.
Smart Home Cartoons
Lights with opinions, vacuums with boundaries, toilets awaiting updates, and appliances requiring more supervision than the people who bought them.
According to Chad
Smart Home Has Strong Opinions
The thermostat, television, and lights have reviewed your choices and would like to discuss several concerns.
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Home Automation Gone Wrong
Simple household tasks have been reorganized into systems you now have to troubleshoot.
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Robot Vacuums Avoid Mess on Purpose
It is not avoiding the dirt. It is practicing strategic non-engagement.
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Smart Homes Remember Everything
Your house is always listening, and apparently it does not believe in deleting embarrassing footage.
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The Toaster Requires Training
Breakfast now begins with a quick-start guide, a tutorial, and several minutes of quiet self-doubt.
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Even Toilets Need Updates Now
Nothing says progress like waiting for your plumbing to finish installing critical improvements.
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