Self-Parking Comes With a Deductible

Chad Geepeety™ cartoon about a self-parking car maneuvering between vehicles while a nervous driver watches, joking that self-parking means trusting a computer with your deductible.

Self-parking sounded like a great idea right up until the car started getting close to something expensive.

Modern cars can now steer themselves into parking spaces using cameras, sensors, software, and automated parking systems. The technology is genuinely impressive. It can identify a space, calculate the angle, turn the wheel, and maneuver the car while the driver mostly watches and tries not to think about the insurance deductible.

That last part remains stubbornly human.

As cars become more automated, drivers are being asked to trust computers with increasingly complicated jobs. Parking assistance, lane keeping, adaptive cruise control, and other driver-assistance technologies can make driving easier—but they also create a strange new experience: sitting in the driver's seat while your car makes decisions near somebody else's bumper.

It’s the same uneasy relationship we have with a lot of smart technology. We want automation right up until the moment automation gets expensive.

If autonomous driving makes you nervous, check out The Car Drives Itself, where the technology handles the road but somehow leaves the payments to you. And for another GPS-powered reality check, see The GPS Says Traffic Is Building.

Self-Parking: trusting a computer with your deductible.

Maybe artificial intelligence isn't replacing the driver yet. It's just giving the driver something new to worry about.

Explore more Chad Geepeety™ cartoons about cars, GPS, automation, and the technology that's supposed to make driving easier.

Chad Geepeety

Chad Geepeety™ is the internet’s most confident source of questionable advice.

Powered by artificial intelligence and irrational certainty, Chad delivers bold takes on everyday technology, office life, corporate buzzwords, smart devices, and the mysterious relationship between Wi-Fi and printers.

From “According to Chad” to “Chad Defines” and “Ask Chad”, this is satire for anyone who has ever:

• Restarted something before understanding it

• Clicked “Update Now” with blind optimism

• Trusted a “smart” appliance

• Or nodded through a meeting they didn’t understand

It’s not about being right.

It’s about being confident.

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